The Daily Mail Online courageously leads with this most newsworthy of headlines.
Luckily, as regular readers well know, the Daily Mail almost never makes mistakes with its English or misprints a caption.
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He-Male
He-Male – the more manly male.
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Carnage without incident
Luckily, the carnage proceeded without any serious incidents.
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Belgium Man
New hominid Belgium Man discovered in, er, Belgium.
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“Cut your windpipes!”
Luckily the instructions to the troops were somewhat clearer as to whose windpipes to cut:
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Tourist have been flocking
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Terminated!
Zoe Williams at Crufts
Did she win?
Source: Guardian.
“Do not to leave your common sense behind!”
More good advice from the Guardian.
You’re imbarrasing the country!
How imbarrasing!
Source: Daily Mail.